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#Super sweet sixteen full movie movie
For everything fun and original about this movie there’s an equal amount of trite and cliché. It follows the standard slasher formula far too closely and does little to surprise us. The biggest fault that My Super Psycho Sweet 16 suffers from is that it’s just too typical. I know we’re supposed to have a suspension of disbelief, but honestly, why the fuck would Sky return to the place where her father murdered numerous kids? Did she want some dick that bad? I want my dead teenagers and I want them now. While I didn’t find the copious amount of talking as tedious as I originally thought, that’s not what I wanted out of a cheesy slasher film. A large gap of over a half hour between kills really drags things along. There are some HUGE pacing issues within the first act of the flick. With a subdued color palate and intricate camera work, I’m really looking forward to see what he’s going to do next in our beloved genre.Īnd now that I’m done sucking some super sweet 16 dick, it’s time to rape it in the ass. While the editing is fast and slick as you would expect from this network, the look of the film has an emphasis more on a gritty feel than a polished one.
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Director Jacob Gentry of The Signal really shows a great visual style. BRILLIANT! (NOTE: Your definition of brilliant may greatly differ than that of my own.)īut on a serious note, while the previous Sweet 16 movie walked the line of taking itself too seriously, screenwriters Jed Elinoff and Scott Alan Thomas definitely hit the mark when it came to making fun of everything that’s ridiculous about the reality show. Lines like “What the WTF is she doing at my sweet 16”? Brilliant, I tell you. The snarky dialogue only enhances the fun amongst these characters. Lauren McKnight as Sky was a likeable loser, and Julianna Guill (aka the girl with stupendous tits from the new Friday the 13th) does a great job at channeling her inner Heather Chandler as Madison, creating a character that you’re bound to love to hate. The young cast served their purposes and then some. And trust me, you want nothing less for these reprehensible shit head teens. Every character met their maker in a different, brutal way. Everything from the opening impaled head by sword to the soon to be infamous headless birthday cake crash.
#Super sweet sixteen full movie tv
Well color me impressed with blood red because the deaths (in the uncut version, mind you) were surprisingly graphic…by TV movie standards that is. But when Sky crashes Madison’s party to be with Brigg, the attention is quickly taken away from the battle of the high school bitches to standard slasher fare complete with a masked killer and a pile of dead teenagers.Īs an MTV original TV movie, I completely expected them to puss out when it came to the red stuff.
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Ten years later, Sky is the school’s weirdo outcast with the goober best friend who longs to date Maddison’s ex, the dreamy Brigg (what the eff kind of name is that anyway?). As we learn in the opening flashback, the owner was killing off teens that ridiculed his child friendly birthday events until he was caught and ratted out by his young daughter Sky. Thank you and goodnight.Maddison Penrose is preparing for her epic sweet sixteen bash and plans to throw it at the long time shut down Roller Dome. If you have taste, avoid all films aimed at WASP teenage girls. I hate these films myself but if you're considering watching this, go watch Mean Girls instead. But none so bad as this, and the only excuse for watching it is if you want to delude yourself. The film is ridiculously lazy: everything is 100% PC, as well as regurgitated, bizarrely, from similar terrible films. What's more she can see Miss Dumb is using her friend! O M G (as Miss Dumb would somewhat annoyingly say). But when her best friend joins her school, Miss Philanthropist is appalled to see her friend (from a racial minority, of course!) is impressed by Miss Dumb. And everyone sees she's better than her fashion-mad rival, Miss Dumb Blonde. Basically a typical delusion of the less socially successful. The story centres around the most awesome hero ev-err(!), Miss Philanthropist Blonde who's a vegan environmentalist, and who doesn't care about fashion, etc. I wasn't impressed by that Lindsay Lohan flick Mean Girls, but that was fantastic in comparison. So let's point out the negatives: poor direction, rubbish acting and really (i mean REALLY!) 2D characters. I can't name a single good thing about it. I caught this on TV tonight, regrettably.